--- product_id: 23890942 title: "Fantastic Orgy" price: "€ 62.00" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 12 url: https://www.desertcart.fi/products/23890942-fantastic-orgy store_origin: FI region: Finland --- # Fantastic Orgy **Price:** € 62.00 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Fantastic Orgy - **How much does it cost?** € 62.00 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.fi](https://www.desertcart.fi/products/23890942-fantastic-orgy) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Shark women, mutant cats, and strange sexually transmitted diseases. Over the past few decades, sexually transmitted diseases have evolved in unusual ways. Herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea; these are all STDs of the past. These days, sexually transmitted diseases are more extreme and bizarre. Not exactly diseases anymore, they are more like sexually transmitted body modifications. There's an STD that changes your hair color, an STD that causes your toes to grow larger, one causes you to grow extra breasts on your body, another causes your skin to grow long metal spikes, and there's an especially annoying STD that causes you to ejaculate miniature eyeballs. Tonight is Share Your STD Night at the Demon Seed Swingers Club. Although most members of society fear the idea of contracting these diseases, there are some underground deviants who embrace them. They believe the diseases make them strange, unique, and beautiful. So they come together once a month to trade their wonderful STDs with each other in a surreal, fantastical orgy. However, tonight will not be like other nights. There's a new disease spreading through the sex club, a disease that causes people to become rabid bloodthirsty killing machines. As the infected rampage through the Demon Seed, the survivors realize there's only one thing they can do to survive the night: turn their grotesque STDs into deadly super weapons. Also featuring the short stories: Candy-Coated - A buff dude with a lollipop for a head has a hard time picking up the laydaaays due to all of the bearded truckers who keep trying to lick his head. Ear Cat - A Kitty of the Month Club selection gone horribly wrong. City Hobgoblins - A member of a punk rock band falls in love with a shark-like creature. (a prequel to the cult novel Satan Burger ) Porno in August - A group of porn actors find themselves floating in the middle of the ocean, unable to remember who they are or why they are there. (Chosen for The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror ) Review: Short shorts - I love Carlton Mellick III. He has yet to disappoint me, and if you enjoy Bizarro with any of the same morbid fascination that I do, you have yet to be disappointed too. Of course, if you don't know CM3, then you are missing out. You need to remedy this now. Now. And "Fantastic Orgy" is as good a place to start as any. A short collection of short stories, this is an excellent introduction to the twisted mindscape of CM3. I'll be honest - all of the stories are standouts, and each are reflective of a different side of his writing style. "Porno in August" is probably my favorite, as it is a David Lynch-ian mindbender. "Candy Coated" is plain funny. "Ear Cat" is strange and very satisfying. "City Hobgoblins" made me want to read "Satan Burger" and is an excellent primer on shark sex. The titular story, "Fantastic Orgy" is full of sex and violence. Two of my favorite things. So, pull up a chair. Set yourself on fire. Dine on the tears of orphans. And enjoy. Review: Hey Laydaaays! - Like the chick on the cover, I too have crazy hair that objects get all tangled up in. Her hair is more awesome, because it's a STM and actually tentacles! * If STD's did modify one's body in weird and sometimes super-hero ways, people would totally have unprotected, fantastic orgies all the time. * Did you know that mutated Ear, Muscle, and Gentlemen cats from a Kitty of the Month club are excellent therapy? They'll help cure your hoarding urges and agoraphobia! * It's been about 12 years since I had a wine and cheese pairing class. So, I'm not entirely sure a Stilton would go with a Tropical Sensation lollipop head. * Shark sex, punk bands, set in the world of SATAN BURGER?! AHHHHHHHHH! Best Story EVER! * I'm not sure why there are amnesiac porn stars floating around the ocean. You probably don't either. Hmph. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #11,129,160 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #9,350 in Humorous Science Fiction (Books) #9,633 in Humorous Fiction #36,675 in Horror Literature & Fiction | | Customer Reviews | 4.3 out of 5 stars 152 Reviews | ## Images ![Fantastic Orgy - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/7111+Yx2rAL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Short shorts *by E***N on February 17, 2013* I love Carlton Mellick III. He has yet to disappoint me, and if you enjoy Bizarro with any of the same morbid fascination that I do, you have yet to be disappointed too. Of course, if you don't know CM3, then you are missing out. You need to remedy this now. Now. And "Fantastic Orgy" is as good a place to start as any. A short collection of short stories, this is an excellent introduction to the twisted mindscape of CM3. I'll be honest - all of the stories are standouts, and each are reflective of a different side of his writing style. "Porno in August" is probably my favorite, as it is a David Lynch-ian mindbender. "Candy Coated" is plain funny. "Ear Cat" is strange and very satisfying. "City Hobgoblins" made me want to read "Satan Burger" and is an excellent primer on shark sex. The titular story, "Fantastic Orgy" is full of sex and violence. Two of my favorite things. So, pull up a chair. Set yourself on fire. Dine on the tears of orphans. And enjoy. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hey Laydaaays! *by A***E on December 6, 2012* Like the chick on the cover, I too have crazy hair that objects get all tangled up in. Her hair is more awesome, because it's a STM and actually tentacles! * If STD's did modify one's body in weird and sometimes super-hero ways, people would totally have unprotected, fantastic orgies all the time. * Did you know that mutated Ear, Muscle, and Gentlemen cats from a Kitty of the Month club are excellent therapy? They'll help cure your hoarding urges and agoraphobia! * It's been about 12 years since I had a wine and cheese pairing class. So, I'm not entirely sure a Stilton would go with a Tropical Sensation lollipop head. * Shark sex, punk bands, set in the world of SATAN BURGER?! AHHHHHHHHH! Best Story EVER! * I'm not sure why there are amnesiac porn stars floating around the ocean. You probably don't either. Hmph. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A fearless, WTF-fueled collection that turns the bizarre into an unforgettable ride *by I***L on January 12, 2026* This collection delivers five stories that escalate quickly from intriguing to utterly unhinged—in the best way. The longest entry, Fantastic Orgy, wastes no time throwing the reader into a world where STDs have evolved into STMs—sexually transmitted modifications—and from there, all bets are off. It’s imaginative, chaotic, and impossible to fully explain without experiencing it firsthand. The remaining four stories each bring their own brand of “what did I just read,” pushing boundaries and embracing the bizarre with confidence. This is a collection that thrives on shock, creativity, and sheer audacity. I absolutely loved it. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.fi/products/23890942-fantastic-orgy](https://www.desertcart.fi/products/23890942-fantastic-orgy) --- *Product available on Desertcart Finland* *Store origin: FI* *Last updated: 2026-09-08*