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title: "Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)"
brand: "mark yoshimoto nemcoff"
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reviews_count: 10
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# Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)

**Brand:** mark yoshimoto nemcoff
**Price:** € 16.95
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- **What is this?** Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood) by mark yoshimoto nemcoff
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## Customer Reviews

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    Entertaining, but thin on substance
  

*by M***W on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 21, 2011*

Anyone thinking they'll receive a thought-provoking insight into the wretched ego and excess of the Hollywood celebrity world need to look elsewhere.  While this collection of anecdotes and incidents is entertaining, it is extremely thin on anything even resembling personal reflection.  They read like someone telling you a quick piece of gossip over drinks on Friday night.Some of the stories seem too contrived to ring true.  Even though I have zero experience in Hollywood and can't back up my statement, as a reader I felt that some of the stories were simply invented, or at least stretched to the full strain of suspension of disbelief.Oh well, at least it was a page-turner.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Funny
  

*by C***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 15, 2023*

Loved the stories in this book! Some were funny, some you feel for the person telling the story.

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    Disgusting, Distressing, Depressing.
  

*by A***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 28, 2015*

Pretty harsh headline, I know. But this book is seriously creepy. The title and description would lead a person to think this will be a light, comedic series of anecdotes. I thought the book would read like a funnier version of "Swimming with Sharks," if anything.Instead, imagine only the scene from "Swimming with Sharks" in which the agent tearfully tells of the time his wife was gang-raped and murdered, and left beside a busy street in Los Angeles while the uncaring rolled past during yet another rush hour. That was the bleakest scene in the movie, aside from the ending.This book is nothing but that scene, over and over again, with a bit of urban legend laced throughout and some crude porn thrown in in a lazy attempt to keep the reader turning the pages. I turned the pages looking for something like I had been expecting, and never found it.Included in this book are these stories, and others like them: A man is orally raped at gunpoint. A dog licks an assistant's backside while the assistant passive aggressively enacts a petty revenge on their boss by having sex in the boss' bed. Two young women go for a weekend in Tijuana and are never heard from again; we are informed they were likely trafficked and will end up 'being cut into pieces alive and fed to dogs.' An assistant's grandparent dies and their boss' cat is eaten by a coyote. It just goes on and on and on like that.I began to doubt the veracity of any of it by about the third story. The cruder details are played up and exaggerated; the writing style is the same throughout, really beggaring the notion that these stories are from many different Hollywood assistants; it seems the slimmest premise is expanded upon and exaggerated until it sounds like email spam or a bar tale only drunks could believe. For instance: The younger sister of a 'famous documentary director' is trafficked into sex slavery with her best friend and it was never in the news - ever? Come on.On top of all of its other flaws, the book commits the sin worse than lying: It is dull. Boring. Spend your money if you must but you'd be better off just reading blind items online for free, or googling for bitter assistant stories. I have the feeling this is how this book began, as well.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-22*