Assletes are simply the best gift for sports fan this season! Who are the Assletes? Asslete is an athlete who just "made an ass of himself". It can be a quarterback who just completed his fourth interception, kicker who missed a 27 yard field goal, basketball center who changed his free agency decision, soccer striker who missed the empty net from four yards away. Well, you get the idea...the face of the doll says it all. How can I use an Asslete? Watching sporting events can be one of the most exciting yet also stressful activity. Assletes are your ultimate help to relieve your stress during the game. Punch them, tear them apart, throw them away - they will take it all. And if you don't like breaking things, there are many other ways you can use them. Use them as a gift, lucky charm, a joke or as your fantasy league prize. It can be your way to say "Wow, you really suck at fantasy football" or "You should really work on those layups." Let the Assletes speak for you! They are a great way to express your emotions, to make fun of your friends and to be original.
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