Mega Clean

This stuff actually works for real.... I used this product the day of taking a pre-employment drug test and it still allowed me to pass despite it being an actual lab test ordered for a government position. I had been vaping dab oil daily and smoking bud regularly for months until 6 days before learning about having to take this test. Since dab oil is super concentrated it is expected to stay in your system for 1-2 months when smoked regularly but I was still able to pass after using this! Leading up to the test I drank water regularly the days leading up to it and then a LOT the day before and day of. I was already testing negative the night before my test just purely off dilution but I wanted to take this detox too just in case. Woke up at 6:00AM the day of the test to down the bottle. People aren't kidding when they say it's rough... I thought I'd be able to put it down easily as I am used to chugging nasty ass mass gainer shakes and various preworkouts/workout drinks but this thing really pushes you to your limit even on an empty stomach. I was able to down the bottle after 3 long pulls with about a minute long break in between each to burp a little and compose myself to ensure I don't throw up (yes it is very rough and it kinda burns too!) I did as the instructions said and refilled the bottle with water which I also downed over the course of the next hour. By 7:00 it was all gone and let me tell you, this stuff really does flush you out. I flowed for a good 2 hours (both 1 and 2) and then it finally calmed down. I also took a couple B complex pills so my urine would be somewhat yellow about 1 and 2 hours before the test. I also didn't eat anything until I took the test. I planned on taking it at 9:00 (everyone suggests trying to do it around 3-4 hours after taking it) and was receiving a solid negative result with a home test and a decent yellow color in my urine. However, when I showed up to the hospital they told me I needed to wait till the next appointment at 10:30 to do the collection despite the slip saying that walk-ins were fine. I was kinda freaked out because I was afraid that waiting 4 and a half hours would cause me to miss the optimal window but I kept drinking water and some cranberry juice hoping for the best. When it came time to the test, the color of the urine was quite convincing from the B complex vitamins (a little on the neon green side but nothing too crazy at that point.) I retested again right as I got home and got a very faint negative result (~20 minutes later) so I was pretty sure I was good. Finally got the test back after a few days of anticipation and it was negative! If this can work on someone that has been smoking dabs religiously for months before testing (not to mention it was an ACTUAL immunoassay lab test), then it should work fine if used as suggested in the reviews (I can't speak to the people who partake up until the day before testing though. If it doesn't work at that point that's on you.) Would highly recommend this product! Although the consumption and couple hours after aren't very fun, its definitely worth a couple hours of discomfort if a job is on the line. Just make sure you have access to a toilet for a couple hours after drinking it xD

Last time I smoked was 20 days ago, I am 5ft 6inches and 160lbs woman, I was a heavy smoker, but quit because I want the job that will drug test me. I have eaten no acidic foods, no fats, no nuts, no dairy and no sugar for 2.5 weeks. I have been drinking 1 gallon of water per day for first 10 days and then 3 quarts roughly other days. I used this drink two times and it did not work following directions to the tee. This product is a rip off for heavy users does not have nearly enough of the masking/cleanse ingredients for heavy users - don't waste your money.

Worked for me, I’m ~115 pound 22 year old female with a fairly good metabolism and low, but not nonexistent body fat. Stopped smoking 9 days before the drug test (which was a urinalysis sent to a lab - I was informed that it was a highly sensitive test); however, I was worried that I would need longer metabolize the THC because I had being smoking a mixture of regular weed as well as dabs on an electric rig almost daily for about 7 months straight (since the last time I was drug tested), and I usually had at least a few hits on days I did partake. I drank about 96 oz of water a day during the 9 days that I didn’t smoke, didn’t drink alcohol, tried to avoid fatty foods, worked out a couple of times (just don’t workout the day of your test!) started a 7 day herbal cleanse pill regimen, tried chlorophyll drops one day, and drank a lemon charcoal detox drink a few days in. **I am very certain that the detox pills and drink could not have cleaned my system out in this small amount of time thoroughly enough to pass the test using them alone.** On the day of my test I almost thought I was done for when my program faculty moved up the time of my test, leaving me with only 2 hours ahead to chug the drink instead of the recommended 3-5 hours. Then I reaaally panicked when I was further unable to follow the directions to a T - didn’t chug all 32 ounces (I probably left about 1/6 in the bottle), didn’t refill the bottle and instead ended up drinking the 32 ounces from my regular water bottle, drank most of the water about 30 minutes after drinking the detox versus the recommended 15 minutes, but drank the rest of the 32 ounces of water in the next hour-ish. I WAS able to pee 3 times before the test. Some other details: • the flavor of the drink was not bad, it was the acidity that almost burns your throat, and the slight grittiness that made it hard to drink • it took me about 10-15 minutes to finish what I could of the drink • on the third time that I peed before the test my pee was CLEAR AS DAY (panic) • had a few more sips of water after that and about 10 minutes later I took the test and urine was light yellow • I used the clean catch method • this caused a few bouts of small diarrhea along with the frequent urination in the hour and a half after drinking Overall I would definitely use this again if I was in another desperate situation, but I would prefer the peace of mind that comes with just stopping for a month and drinking tons of water like I did last time. There’s a lot on the line! Hope this helped.