Downright Eiderdown 434 Thread Count 29 oz Eliasa Silk Down Pillow, 20" x 36"

The box had a scuff mark so I deducted four stars.

It’s ok

When my head touched the Downright 434 Thread Count 29 oz Eliasa Silk Down Pillow, 20" x 36", I can only compare it to how I felt at Woodstock when my favorite band of all time started playing. I don't remember their name, but I remember the distinct feeling that I had the Midas touch. All I wanted to do was touch everything around me and turn them to gold, which I promptly did. I've been chasing that high ever since. Thank you, Downright 434 Thread Count 29 oz Eliasa Silk Down Pillow, 20" x 36". It only cost as much as 3 generations of heroin use, but it was worth every penny. I can now die in peace knowing I have experienced Nirvana. I want this review to be a written contract that I want to be buried with this pillow so that I can have everlasting comfort through death. Four stars because the box had a dent in the corner. How are these Amazon employees handling their boxes?

I ordered twenty of these pillows for a "Battle Royale" between my self and my other Olympian friends. Little did I know that Zeus would have taken some of them and used them to make the wings of Pegasus. When that first divine pillow was swung through the air of Olympus, all the little manfolk and woodland beasts below heard the sound of smoothrolling thunder billowing throughout the land. Like ecstasy smacking one in the face it was. We took one and ground it into a find powder at Haphaestus' mill and the mixed it with some strong drink, accidentally creating what is now known to man as Ambrosia, the "nectar of the Gods". I guess we will sell the rest of these pillows for an inconcievable price and watch as all the world whimpers in despair for their great mortal poverty.

Great pillow!I recommend it to everyone!!!In the endYou will get profound more efficent sleepAnd be more productive the next morningAnd will be able to work harder and longer hrs to pay back the personal loan (which is needed for this item) and more!Its an investment in yourself that is well worth it!People spend thousands on a college degree for better career opportunitiesBut what about you start with one of the most basic human needs!Better sleep, means a better you!Start today,Sleep better tonight,Conquer tomorrow!!!4 stars because the box was to plain

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I purchased two of these pillows for my yacht’s second state room. When my mistress locked me out of the master stateroom two nights into our Atlantic crossing to Ibiza, I drank all her scotch, tossed the helicopter keys into the ocean, and passed out in the second (and annoyingly smaller) stateroom. Yes, there are seven more- but this one has the rotating water bed and a 24k commode/bidet combo in the bath. Which I do prefer over the platinum one I had installed in the master (I’ll be sure to switch them in port), but I digress... I don’t remember much about falling asleep, but I do know that in the morning I felt refreshed and it had nothing to do with the daily pre-awakening boar oil and dodo feather massage that I get from the twenty (legally staffed of course) Nordic models I picked up on my last trip to Ibiza (If you don’t have a staff of non-English speaking Nordic models- I highly recommend it). I suppose it was the pillows, or perhaps the rotation of the water bed (if you’ve never slept on a rotating water bed on the ocean- you’ve never slept), but I didn’t have a hangover from her 40 year scotch (I prefer a 60 year that’s been decanted in Italian deer leather). Probably would make a reasonable gift for a secretary or groundskeeper. I’m only giving it 4 stars because it came in a very pedestrian looking cardboard box instead of crated in mahogany as I’ve instructed Amazon to do with all my orders. I would have given it three because it doesn’t come in black silk, but I’m feeling generous.

i bought this pillow for my section 8 house that i live in, after i sell my food stamps for cash i use this pillow for a well deserve nap, best pillow i ever bought with my drug money, hope you also enjoy it .