Vans Unisex Adult FU Classic Slip-On Sneakers
A**P
These shoes are like ordering sex on the beach for your feet
I was excited when I opened the box and saw before me these black beauties staring at me like a black panther stares at its prey in the night; and just like a panther hunts in the shadows, these sneaks slew my toes for the neglected and abused piggly wigglys that they are. Now, I have to note that I do not own a skateboard, but when I slipped these bad boys on like Cinderella put on her glass stiletto (or something), I instantly became a pro skater like tony hawk or the kid down the street who keeps taking my lunch money. Nevertheless, I knew I was fly for a (non)white guy. You may be wondering about the pros and cons of these skater slayers, and I'll certainly oblige your curiosity. The pros = they look as sexy as your sexually ambiguous mistress and make your ground hands look like a jaguar taking it easy for casual Friday at work. Simply put- sleek, stylish, with all the fun. Regarding comfort, they feel like a mail order bride you weren't sure about, but when you met her you absolutely knew she was the one. The size wasn't too small or too big, but rather just right. I'm trying to think of cons about these shoes, and I suppose they would be distracting to those with a foot fetish. I wouldn't recommend them in the bedroom if you're into that as they encase your feet with their midnight magic, co*k blocking your foot fetish imagination. Although, when you wear them your feet get a renewed sense of dignity so take that as you will. Overall, if I had a reliable and strong yak in my possession and stumbled across these shoes at the market, I would definitely trade my yak for these seductive sneaks.
E**D
Look great and super comfortable!
Van's look great for out-and-about as well as casual get togethers. Super comfortable even without socks or footies. Not so easy to slip on, but that means they don't fall off your feet either. Front toe area is the first to wear out in a few months, but that's my cue to get a new pair. Highly recommended!
L**L
Love
My daughter loves them
T**J
I bought these to take on a Summer Road trip-very comfortable and great to walk the towns in
I have become a recent hardcore Vans slip on addict. I bought these to take on a Summer Road trip-very comfortable and great to walk the towns in. Shorts, jeans, khaki's all go well with them. Instead of washing them I brush them occasionally to loosen surface dirt.
P**M
Purchased as a gift, recipient was very pleased!
I bought these as a gift for my son and he was very pleased
B**.
the shoe is of excellent quality it's just that i could not find my ...
the shoe is of excellent quality it's just that i could not find my size in mens so i had to order the mens/womens size and I think they come narrow that way. Not a great big deal! Great shoe!
R**Z
Love these shoes
Love these shoes. They are extremely comfortable, fit as expected, and look great. I ordered multiple pairs in different colors. People always complement them.
C**L
Great for male or female Vans
Love Vans. These were true to size and look great. Great quality great style very comfortable. Love the choice of colors. Fast Shipping.
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