Andrex Classic Clean Washlets, 4 x 40 wipes

I liked the scent, softness and the fact that they suit sensitive skin. I feel extra clean after using these tissues rather than just toilet paper. However, while I like them overall, for the above reasons, I do have a couple of criticisms and that is, each individual one is not big enough! I wish that they were a bit bigger so that you didn't need to have two at a time sometimes, if you feel that one is just not enough. Also, when you're in a rush to get one out of the packet, they can tear and break easily. It won't stop me buying them, but if I found something similar which has a larger size per sheet, I would swap over.

Good value for money. Purchased for someone who can't use normal toilet tissue due to skin. Decent thickness, skin friendly. About the size of a baby wipe.

Well what can one say. After reaching manhood and becoming rather hairy, I struggled to keep myself fresh. Don't get me wrong, I have always been clean, but at great expense to my poor bottom.A decade I have suffered...Enter. The bum wipes.These wipes have left me with a freshness and cleanliness that one can only describe as entering the gates of heaven. I have been comfortable all day, and I cannot believe that I am only just discovering these wipes.Hairy men, if you mind that following do-do you are super sore, get these wipes.

Move over, ordinary bathroom tissue - the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets are here to revolutionize our bathroom experience, one cheeky wipe at a time!Picture this: you enter the bathroom expecting your usual, mundane toilet routine, but then you spot the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets, and suddenly, you feel like you've stepped into a fancy spa for your derriere! Oh, la la!These little wonders are like a party for your posterior! Soft, moist, and oh-so-gentle, they're here to prove that wiping doesn't have to be a chore; it can be a refreshing adventure! If you're a fan of ordinary toilet paper, prepare to have your tushy transformed into a pampered prince or princess!It's like a gentle hug for your hiney, a treat for your tush, a celebration for your... well, you get the idea! The Andrex Classic Clean Washlets are like tiny moist towelettes on a mission to cleanse and refresh your nether regions with royal sophistication.But hold on to your seat, because these washlets aren't just for grown-ups! The kids will adore them too - it's like having a magical "bottom cleaning genie" right there in the bathroom. A simple wipe, and they'll be squeaky clean like they've just emerged from a bubble bath!Now, I must warn you, once you've tasted the luxurious life of washlets, going back to plain toilet paper will feel like a step backward. It's like trying to downgrade from first-class to coach - unthinkable!The only downside? Be careful with your aim! These tiny troopers are super effective, but you don't want to accidentally unleash a water park in your bathroom! A gentle touch is all you need - treat them with respect, and they'll reward you with a fresh, clean finish.So, say farewell to the basic bathroom experience and say hello to the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets - the party for your posterior that you never knew you needed! Your bum will thank you, and you'll never see toilet time the same way again. Bottoms up, folks!

Good value for money item had these numerous occasions ordered over the last couple of years or so

Heaven is a Wet Wipe – A story of revelation.After years of deliberation and trepidation, at 20:57 on Wednesday 12th May 2021 I finally pulled the trigger on what could be the most pivotal decision in my short 29 year history on this planet. The countdown was on and plans were being created for the arrival of a 4pack of 40x Andrex Washlets on Friday 14th May 2021.I woke up at my normal time of 5am on the day, full of excitement and excrement, but determined to hold on to my temporary tail so I can fully maximize the wet wipe experience. I thought while at work around 10am that my flesh dam would have to open but I remained strong and persevered until I made it home at about 7:30pm.Annoyingly, dinner was ready for me when I got home and I didn’t want to deal with the consequences of shade thrown my way if I let the dinner get cold. Then, wedding talk happened. And when I say wedding talk, I mean I sit, listen and agree to every idea that my fiancé has until she’s finally decided on the original idea she had 40 minutes prior. But there was a slight break in the rant, it was 20:45 and I saw my way out.I took to the throne at 20:50, eager to squeeze out what I could only imagine has developed into the size of a small baby ox. The movement itself went without a hitch, it was a smooth exit with minimal splash and I knew that the clean up would be a quick job.2 wipes with quilted toilet paper and I felt I was ready for the experience I had waited so long for. The packet peeled back and the wave of freshness hit my nostrils. I wont go into the graphic details of the wipe, but let’s just say the moment that moist towelette graced my stink star, it felt like that scene from Guardians of the Galaxy where Oeter Quill gets tapped on the forehead by Ego.It is fair to say that I’d give the experience a definite 10/10 – Highly recommend. I can’t believe that I have subjected my fartbox to the archaic and barbaric ways of regular toilet paper. I will forever use the services of the wet wipe and live happy in the comfort knowing that my meat donut will be living in wet wipe luxury for the remainder of my life. Or until I can finally convince my fiancé to let me have a bidet.