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Fun sign

My daddy called me Monkey my whole life so how appropriate to get a sign for his front gate to warn them about me before entering the property!He loves the sign!!!

This is not always a joke sign! While funny inside your first through fifth house, but when hung outside, especially by a small group of trees, it should be taken VERY seriously! Take heed or you’ll end up like me, minding my own business on my once peaceful land, moments away from being jumped by two monkeys caught in mid-thump.I was just looking for solitude! Found this quaint 900 acre parcel in the remote midwest to rest after my taxing 3-day work weeks as CEO of a modest Fortune 500 tech company. Things were going aces! Construction of my quaint 20,000 sq ft villa was completed. My na’vi butler had just brought me a Tulkun mint julep poolside. The next minute I get a call that some biomedical research firm bought up land next to mine. Soon a mile long caravan of trucks filled to the brim with monkeys covered in their you-know-what were being brought in next door.I was a shell of a man. I had no idea how I was going to provide for my caring 15-year old oldenburg mare Falfalca. She’s about to compete in the U.S. dressage team but can’t prance on boarding acres of my property without her getting depressed at the sight of those hideous monkey cages. That was until I caught monkeys themselves prancing on my land! Resorted to both her and I wearing custom ghillie suits to avoid the mischievous eye of the monkeys. That worked… until the monkeys got frisky.The bio firm acts so surprised when I tell them all about the escaped monkeys. Anyone with half a brain knows pumping mating monkeys with cheap perfume and ozemlic will only make them more attractive to each other, and thus, more eager to escape and make their thumpings more gratuitous. Those flimsy cages can’t keep them contained! I put up the monkey signs near small groups of trees on my land where they hid out but the local teens keep trying to steal or defacing them with their you-know-what as if they weren’t serious at-all. Then the teens parents get all angry and threaten to sue after hearing how traumatized their kids get seeing those boinking monkeys when hiding in the trees.I swear they only thump when someone is near their small grouping of trees and they know someone is watching. I do watch but it’s super annoying as it spoils the one thrill I used to get from my daily soaks in money baths where the special money ink absorbs through my blood brain barrier. Little bouncing fuzzies are everywhere I go now, even in my dreams…Please, for the love of all that is holey, keep my signs up at the specific small groups of trees so I know exactly where the monkeys are at all times! We must protect one another before this gets too confusing by letting me fall on the proverbial grenade here by keeping these signs up by the very specific small groups of trees that have those monkeys festering in them so I can continue to stumble across them. If we don’t they may move on to a different group of trees outside my compound to get heavier foot traffic! This is a heavy burden, too heavy for you all, but one I must bear!

Bought for a gift he enjoyed it would probably buy more from seller

Perfect for my Honda monkey!

an inside joke with my friends so a good addition to my garage lol

I loved it, I thought it gave a nice swampy effect.

This was a gift for a monkey themed room. She loved it